Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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