My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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