She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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