So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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