sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm like, not good at living.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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