So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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