That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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