we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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