If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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