So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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