using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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