Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i out mim tonsoeep
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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