Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize