I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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