If i come over, it means nothing
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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