That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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