My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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