they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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