I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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