I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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