i think my mom watched the whole time
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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