Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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