I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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