Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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