it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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