we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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