is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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