I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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