So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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