I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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