What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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