Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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