yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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