After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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