If i come over, it means nothing
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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