Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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