you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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