If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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