Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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