I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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