Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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