There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've blown a few things in my day
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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