I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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