if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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