I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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