i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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