I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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