11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Couch. On fire.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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