Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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