Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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