so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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