This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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