So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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