I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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